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Re: WIN a copy of Dinosaur Jr. – Bug Live At 9:30 Club: In The Hands Of The Fans [DVD or Blu-Ray]

ills — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 14:25:24 -0000

You know what really BUGS me? When my spouse complains to the cat by saying,
“someone left the door open” or “someone drank the last beer.” He and I are the only two human inhabitants
of the house so I respond to his insinuating remark with: “Yeah, It must have
been one of the cats; they prefer the door open at all times and I’m pretty
sure they’ve joined feline forces to collectively open the fridge, remove a
bottle, pop off the cap and chug a beer despite their unfortunate lack of
thumbs. Just which one actually drank the beer,
you’ll have to ask them.”

Seriously, why can’t he just say to me: “Hey babe, shut the
front door and get me a beer?”

Re: WIN a copy of Dinosaur Jr. – Bug Live At 9:30 Club: In The Hands Of The Fans [DVD or Blu-Ray]

Jim Kleftis — Fri, 02 Mar 2012 09:23:28 -0000

When friends come and complain to me about other friends instead of talking to the person they actually have a problem with directly and then I'm forced to give passive-aggressive advice because I don't really want to get involved and then getting drunk so I can say stuff that is actually on my mind and use the alcohol as an excuse.

Re: WIN a copy of Dinosaur Jr. – Bug Live At 9:30 Club: In The Hands Of The Fans [DVD or Blu-Ray]

Valhallaismine — Fri, 02 Mar 2012 01:12:41 -0000

People who assume you are uneducated and talk to you like you are an idiot when calling you for customer service. If you are so damned brilliant, why the hell are you calling me?

Re: WIN a copy of Dinosaur Jr. – Bug Live At 9:30 Club: In The Hands Of The Fans [DVD or Blu-Ray]

pixelnated — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 20:32:42 -0000

People that invite themselves to go somewhere with you once they hear you are going and then drag ass and make you late.... WTF

Re: RTX GONE GONE: Black Bananas – Rad Times Express IV

Austin — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 20:48:57 -0000

uh huh uh huh...

Re: Worried Shoes: Unreleased Daniel Johnston Converse All-Stars

Rabbitfighter9 — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 00:56:45 -0000

i just found a pair of these high tops at a fullerton buffalo exchange for 19 dollars. im not sure if i should wear them. they are incredible

Re: ENDED: WIN Tix to ELEANOR FRIEDBERGER Live @ The Crocodile [Seattle]

Impetuous — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 01:59:18 -0000

People who lecture you about the correct path through life but never had to balls to do one original thing. Those people can go to hell.

Re: ENDED: WIN Tix to ELEANOR FRIEDBERGER Live @ The Crocodile [Seattle]

Adriennepeck — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 01:46:06 -0000

lazy parents that babysit their kids with ipads at dinner time...zap.

Re: ENDED: WIN Tix to ELEANOR FRIEDBERGER Live @ The Crocodile [Seattle]

Rachel — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 01:38:40 -0000

If I could banish one kind of person to an eternity of frothy lube and fecal matter, it would definitely be everyone who voted for Santorum in Minnesota, Missouri and Colorado today. Blehhhhhhhhhhh.

Re: ENDED: WIN Tix to ELEANOR FRIEDBERGER Live @ The Crocodile [Seattle]

Hatedeverysong — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 01:06:22 -0000

I hate when guys tuck in their shirts.
I once hung out all night with Jello Biafra and I could not get over that he ticks in his shirts,
Button ups if you can imagine that.
I can no longer listen to DK or lard pretty much anything on " Alternative Tentacles" well besides wesley Willis cause he is in a league all his own.

Re: ENDED: WIN Tix to ELEANOR FRIEDBERGER Live @ The Crocodile [Seattle]

Bounseeball — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 22:11:20 -0000

I am considerate of those behind me when I'm walking out of a store, and hold the door open for them. Often they won't even acknowledge I'm there, let alone say thank you. I must look like a professional door holder. SO I believe people who feel entitled to having others hold doors for them should go straight to hell.

Re: Watch the Footage from WEEN’s Vancouver Show “meltdown” & Get Over it.

Squelchtheweasel — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 05:51:40 -0000

Thanks for the dedication to a full blown article...but next time, don't get drunk...or be there in person. Gener bungled the lyrics to Buckingham Green (at the climax, mind you) and was all but abandoned after Reggaejunkiejew. Weird, weird, and weird-er-weird. Nipples.

Re: CONTEST HAS ENDED! – WIN: Beach Boys “SMiLE” Double CD + T-Shirt Combo

Dead_C — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 20:35:45 -0000

Tim Blok won.

Re: CONTEST HAS ENDED! – WIN: Beach Boys “SMiLE” Double CD + T-Shirt Combo

Bubba Bignuts — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 15:52:22 -0000

so who won???

Re: CONTEST HAS ENDED! WIN Tix to live podcast of Uhh Yeah Dude in Seattle

Summer — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 01:20:43 -0000

Married Man seeking same for Intense Cuddly Action

I am a man. A manly man. And I need another man to make me feel extra manly. I am not really into dudes, but my wife doesn't make me feel pretty anymore. She just hangs drywall and eats steaks. Feel like taking a load off...me? I hang out at the Denny's on International, ask the host for Loretta's table. I've got some gravy for you.

Once again, I am not into dudes. Please be beer-gutted with a mustache...

Re: Traces – BUILT TO SPILL Live @ City Arts Fest 2011 [review + illustrations]

Mallory Holladay — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 20:22:03 -0000

BRILLIANT writing.

Re: ENDED! WIN A Copy of PORTLANDIA Season One on Blu-Ray/DVD [2 winners]

Neil Merschbrock — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 06:02:26 -0000

A:
Just thought of a last minute "put a bird on it" idea!
Someone should make it up to the famous "Made in Oregon" sign (now known as the "Portland, Oregon" sign) and put a BIG neon Bird on it :) wouldn't that look cool?
See this link if you don't know of this sign... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M...

Re: ENDED! WIN A Copy of PORTLANDIA Season One on Blu-Ray/DVD [2 winners]

phoebe — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 05:04:04 -0000

how about if i just give you my favorite fred armisen clip! first 24 seconds http://mynorthwest.com/?nid=57...

Re: ENDED! WIN A Copy of PORTLANDIA Season One on Blu-Ray/DVD [2 winners]

Neil Merschbrock — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 03:32:53 -0000

B:
I live in a suburb just outside of Portland called Beaverton.
In Beaverton you are surrounded by ether people that rarely go into downtown portland, or people that use to live in downtown portland, but moved away because they couldn't handle the city life.

Even though we are so very close, its such a different world, that most people out here think Sam Adams is just a beer.

We have some of the highest unemployment rates & yet when Wal-mart wanted to build a store here, the citizens would not let them build where they wanted to due to worries of "high car traffic".

Then Wal-mart bought out the nearby Haggen Food Store so they didn't have to build, and guess what? again the citizens had a cow & got the city to reject Wal-Mart moving in.

So now not only is everyone who worked at Haggen out of a job, but no Wal-mart jobs are gonna happen ether.

So now after personaly being unemployed for many years I have the following exchange with a fellow citizen "Nick" of Beaverton....

Me "man i'm so broke, sorry I can't hang"

Nick "well whats wrong with you, don't you want to work"

Me "Yes I want to work, i've been putting in apps everywhere, wish Wal-Mart could open here"

Nick "well Wal-mart would have killed all the small businesses here"

Me "But none of the small businesses are hiring, and most of them are going out of business anyway"

Nick "you are just not trying hard enough, and besides Wal-Mart is evil"

and... scene!

Re: ENDED! WIN A Copy of PORTLANDIA Season One on Blu-Ray/DVD [2 winners]

Marielle — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 03:28:28 -0000

Option B.
I recently had a customer come into my bar. After a few drinks, she told me a "horrifying" story. She was visiting a natural history museum with a couple friends. There was an interactive exhibit which enticed the visitors to put their hand inside an unmarked box and identify what was inside, then lift a lid to see if they were correct. The boxes contained fairly easily-identifiable things like mossy bark, rocks, etc. The last box, however, startled the woman. She lifted the lid to find a taxidermy bobcat paw.

She stormed up to the man at the counter (who I assume was an unpaid museum volunteer) to yell at him.
"I am a MORAL VEGAN. How can you TRICK people, nay, CHILDREN into touching that kind of thing?"

"Can you fucking believe that?" she asked me.
"Huh! Yeah that's kinda weird I guess..." I said.

I will end my submission with a joke:

Q. How do you know someone is vegan?

A. They tell you.

Re: ENDED! WIN A Copy of PORTLANDIA Season One on Blu-Ray/DVD [2 winners]

Fun Fax — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 01:07:46 -0000

I clearly can't take credit for this idea, but I did make this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

Re: ENDED! WIN A Copy of PORTLANDIA Season One on Blu-Ray/DVD [2 winners]

spacesick — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 23:46:04 -0000

But most importantly, no one should ever, ever put a bird on MTV... because that would mean putting a bird on it is OVER! So over.

Take it! It's over.

Re: ENDED! WIN A Copy of PORTLANDIA Season One on Blu-Ray/DVD [2 winners]

Fun Fax — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 20:04:14 -0000

Sometimes it's less about what you put a bird on, and more about what you put on the bird.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/265188...

Re: ENDED! WIN A Copy of PORTLANDIA Season One on Blu-Ray/DVD [2 winners]

spacesick — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 07:30:23 -0000

Somebody needs to put a bird on the Deal With It gif, because being funny on the internet is really important in life. Hey brb, being meta.

http://oi42.tinypic.com/6rsn78...

Re: ENDED! WIN A Copy of PORTLANDIA Season One on Blu-Ray/DVD [2 winners]

JP — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 21:25:55 -0000

Option A) I think you should put a bird on the word "Bird". Then you would have a bird being the word. Because bird is the word.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

"Bird". What a strange looking word...